Here's one in Hindi (Indian language) which I just adore!!!
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Chandu ke Chacha ne
Chandu ki Chachi ko
Chandni raat mein
Chandni Chowk pe
Chandi ke Chammach se
Chutney Chatai
The Translation is as follows...
~~Chandu is the name of a boy and Chacha means Paternal Uncle (younger brother of Father) and Chachi is wife of the Uncle...
So it's...
Chandu's Uncle Fed Chandu's Aunt on a full moon night with chutney using a silver spoon!!!
~eNjoy~
ha ha ha ha