Good luck with that ! Get off your butt and go to school ! You'll need that education when you get older. Don't fake being sick ! Go to school! All these other teens here are going! GO !
This is a secret , don't tell anyone ....ok? Just eat 10 ice creams and there no school! But yeah if you won't go to school, you will be in the bathroom for the whole day! Now your choice! Bathroom or school!