I've given this some thought and, a few years ago, came up with a solution.
It's a fact that teens have the ability to sleep till lunchtime then spend the afternoon trying to wake up while old people don't sleep well at all. It's all in the blood. I've been trying to set up a blood donor unit where we extract blood from teens and inject it into geezers so that they will be able to enjoy a long lie in, just like they did when they were teens.
Any kids wishing to donate blood or geezers wanting a transfusion just email me at dracula @zzz.com and I'll put you on my list.