What's your secret weapon?

My beautiful smile.

Laughter!

I have two. Humor and money. If I can't get something with humor, I'll just buy it.

My sense of humor and my clever wit. I can talk or laugh out of most situations.

My evil " on no you didn't " look I give my nemisis's. That and my mind ninja abilities. BAM !

Sarcasm

If I told you it wouldn't be a secret.