See a doctor.  Obviously.  Still, none of your symptoms means you have lung cancer.  Lots of things can cause your symptoms.  Smoking is not helpful, of course, but it's a choice.  If you DO have lung cancer, this doesn't mean that you are going to die.  It DOES mean a fight.  So, quit the smoking, see a doctor, and quit smoking.  And GOOD … Read more

Any STD can be transmitted via blue waffles.  You cook waffles with blue dye, and after you've cooled them, you spread on the STD in the butter.  A person who eats this MAY come down with the STD.  Who knows? Am I waffling here?  Am I blue?  I guess I am a blue waffle.  Lol