A guy taking off his shorts in a nightclub where our band was playing onstage right in the middle of the dancefloor and throwing them at me. Ewww - trauma much?
Oh dears.....okay I was on a bus..and this irish dude was new to this country..so he comes up to me and says "ay there you little chick , can ye tell meh where I am now or what"? And I said "sir we're at the train station" and he said "WAHT? The fu**in police station?!" and I said noo train station...so he calls up his mate and sayys " jaysus jack I'm going to get locked up ,"! See you in hell mate! And then he jus started swearing and got up and started dancing and then a girl came on the bus and he said "fu**in teenagers come on girl you look lyke a drag"! And to this lil baby he was like "wahts the point> yer mama probably going to go fU** of somewhere anyway"